Need. More. Wobble...

These barafunks think they know wuss grapes? They don't. So I looked up the dirtiest of events going on over this winter break. I'm ignoring New Year's shit, there's too much going on.


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Winter Wobbleland - December, 17th [DMV]



This one is 21+ event, which is hella gheigh for yours truly. It supposed to be a pretty womped event for those lucky or hip enough to know what's good. Hosted by LBX and Bassface, darkstep, dnb, breakbeat, and basstarded house are all going to be featured here. Only downside is the location, it's in Centreville, gods know why...

Winter Rehab - December, 18th [RVA]



This rave/dance party is being run by the same stoopkids that did Wonderland, so this should be pretty wile. It's featuring 6Blocc, Prolific, Hot Pocketz, Kimsey, Dave Gee, Turnstyle Soundsystem, and obviously a lot more. Kulture is hookin it up with $12 tickets ahead of time.

Dub Nation Vol. 22 - Also December, 18th [DMV]



Mothafuckin SKRILLEX and MAYHEM, god damn. This Baltimore jont is going to be absolutely ridiculous. I missed Skrillex when he was here in RVA, so this would be a good chance to catch him. After checking the dubstep pulse, tickets seem to be sold out except for StubHub or other saucy ticket brokers sites. Perhaps this event is too commercial for true bassheads...

Naughty and Nice 2 - December 22nd [DMV]



This jont is in D.C. a few days before Christmas. It's featuring AK1200, ReidSpeed, Uberzone, Terry Mullan, fellow Richlingtoner DJ Question, and more. Tickets at GrooveTickets.

Ghetto-Tech - January 8th, 2011 [RVA]



This one looks pretty interesting to me. It has some underground breakbeat and dubstep breakshit going on. Expect some new music you might not have heard before and expect some kangols and track suits. It's $5 for 21+ and $7 for 18-20 at the Camel.

Dub Nation Vol. 23 - January 15th, 2011



This one looks so ill. It's being triple headlined by PropTingz, Sluggo, and Dillon Francis. All of this shit for only 10 bucks, I'm fucking going. I'm buying tickets as soon as I finish posting because I know this is gonna be going fast, fast, fast. WHOLETEEEEEEM.

Plead with them, the system aint right. The first Nintendo: blinkin red light.

While I've never fancied myself a military man, I have grown to gain a lot of respect for our Armed Forces, and govenment in general. Few of the branches hold my heart quite like the leather necks though. There are a few better trained groups out there (SAS,SEALs,Blackwater), none of them have that same murders-with-limited-supplies and training- pointed in a direction attitude. So here is to you, devil dogs, and happy 235th.

Curiously my next post is also linked to everyone's favorite invasionary force.

Ender's Game, a well loved and high acclaimed sci fi book. Read it years ago (thanks Brad!) after a couple recommendations, and recently re-read it. By recently, I mean I started reading it 7 hours ago, and just finished (cheers procrastination!). Long story short: It's Hogwarts in space, with lazer beams and space sports instead of magic and Snape, and some much more masculine undertones/overtones. Also, Buggers.

Finally, Fuck tablets. They are complete waste's of time, technology and money. If you have all the money in the world, however, the only way to go is the Adam Notion Q-ink. Its got a camera, that swivels, wifi, a screen that display's e text in full view of direct sunlight, as well as 1080p HD and is just generally dope. It was vaporware until sometime in the last week and I think its gonna be a real Christmas sleeper. Bonus points cause the track pad is on the back, so you can easily navigate while holding it.


ps your a total n00b if you bought an iPad cuase this jonx has a redonk screen, wife, a camera, is faster, and runs Android (Froyo for now) for $450.

pps Gingerbread this week, hopefully Droids get that shit earrrrrly.