Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter

Everyone always describes how filthy some dubstep songs are on YouTube. Finally a video, that gets that mindset across in Skrillex's newest music vid.


Oh and by the way, Skrillex and Foreign Beggars on October 7th at the National.

George Michael vs. Careless Security Whisperer

Just in case you haven't seen this already.



You can see the cheese melting off George Michael's glorious locks. Here's the pop icon on a hilarious BBC Playback/Whistle Test like show. It's so obvious the sax is the best part of the man's entire career, likely including his earlier band, Wham.

Ram Riot

The following is our experience the night of April 2nd, 2011. We spent a long night on the dirty streets of Richmond, VA immediately following a very well contested VCU vs But(fuck)ler game.




It started harmlessly enough with some recreational fireworks. The chopper made sure to stay at a healthy alttitude.

Grabbing March Madness by the Horns

Richmond Rejoice!



VCU last night won in overtime against Florida State, the number one ranked defensive squad in the nation. This has set the VCU campus ablaze, literally. When I went to the VCU compass to celebrate, I found myself with a water bottle of tequila forced into my hand and something off in the distance on fire. The story of the underdog has forced many apologies and admissions of fault from ESPN and other sports analysts. The cockmunching Jay Bilas, however, still finds some way to hate on VCU.

Nonetheless, tonight will be stupid nuts. It's gonna be like a sushi bar, hella chopped.

Leroy Jenkees vs. Known Beatmasters

This Elton John Rainman lookalike is a keyboard beatmaster and a new viral sensation. Thing is this dude has two released CDs of some pretty clutch tunes. Check the vid:



Question is, can this dude hang with the beatmasters of our day or the myriad of other old schoolers and inbetweeners who rock MPCs and keyboards?


boostus maximus

Vibrations? Well Ain't That Special

So I have posted previously about some technology that will eventually become a reality all over the world. I chanced upon these two videos and I'm astounded.



This is the UK club, SMACK. Definitely one of the freshest rooms I have ever seen. Hopefully, I can make the trek out to the lonely island and see what's grapes. The room doesn't seem that big, but it's only a matter of time before humongous rooms get this triptastic covering.

Sidenote: The LED lights are extremely ecofriendly and are also not prone to overheating.



This video is the shit. There's already two locations in Rotterdam and Amsterdam that have the piezoelectric dance floor. Check out this ecodance philosophy, it's a pretty cool idea.

Murry Chrussmuss

Merry Christmas to all the Christians or non-religious opportunists like myself out there. I like to think of Christmas as a holiday that transcends religion and should be a time for family or to go see Little Fockers if you're Jewish. Stiller, Hoffman, and Streisand in one movie? OY VEY!



I found a video, however, that for me really sums up the holiday season. In the end it's not about religion, it's about having fun.



P.S. WILL NEW YEARS FUCKING GET HERE!

Appropriate Name? Nah - Winter Rehab Review

Hhhh'OK. Ya man Kilometers went to Winter Rehab on Saturday the 18th to check out the local wobbles. MISTAKE. The show was pretty much a catastrophe from a personal stand point.

Firstly, the flier promised 15+ DJ's, which was totally incorrect. I was there for three hours and all I saw was one fat mexican House DJ and some random ass DnB bitch in the other room.



Secondly, the show was not planned well. There was a walkway/catwalk where people were showing off rave worthy clothes, instead of having dancing in front the DJ like a normal show. All I could think was "what the fuck?" An unfortunate part of the show was the date as well. Most VCU students had already left and with the location being in Midlo, there weren't enough people for a real rave environment. I was talking to more drug dealers than bitties, not cool.



So in conclusion, I'm looking for the next Wonderland and haven't found it. It was a waste of $12 and a roll, wholetime. Hopefully, Naughty and Nice 2 will be bumpin.

There was some cool merch though...

NardGWAR

New Richlington goal is to keep the posts more RVA/DMV related, and this is as close as I could get for now.

For those of you that don't know, thats Nardwuar, probably the best interviewer on the planet. This is most def one of the Top 3 all time Human Serviette interviews. GWAR is an intergellactic sex show that call Richmond hive (home).