Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter

Everyone always describes how filthy some dubstep songs are on YouTube. Finally a video, that gets that mindset across in Skrillex's newest music vid.


Oh and by the way, Skrillex and Foreign Beggars on October 7th at the National.

WINNING

#charlieSheen #winning

Proud to be an Americar

Only full on nudity could make this vid any better. Ken Block is doing it, and doing it right.




Ken Block might not have a real horse, but hes got over 450 imaginary ones stuffed in his Ford and that good enough qualify him as a modern American cowboy for me.

Dubstep Weatherman

Groundhog day might be my new favorite holiday.

Everyday by Fresh On Campus

I guess Rusko is into meteorology. Go-frolic, picnic, and enjoy this B E A you tea full weather. Unless your in Chicago/North. In that case, stay warm, keeping bitching, and BUMP THIS SHIT.

Okay, So I Was Wrong

If any of my unfathomably loyal readers remember, quite recently I called "Everyday" by Rusko the track of 2011. That may or may not have been slightly premature. I'll admit, it's probably going to be my song of the year, but this one is going to top the charts, no doubt.

I'm sure all you remember the track we 'raved' to back in middle school.... "Sandstorm" by Darude. Love it or hate it, its impact was preposterously widespread. Fast forward a decade to 2011, EDM is on a meteoric rise. Along comes one of the nastiest producers out there, Vaski, who decides it's time to bring the old beast back to life. While it's not technically released yet, may I present to you...

Darude - Sandstorm (Vaski Remix)



(P.S. This was a leak, and I'm being naughty by posting this. If anyone wants it down, email me, etc. Hell, the youtube video might not even be up tomorrow.)

Appropriate Name? Nah - Winter Rehab Review

Hhhh'OK. Ya man Kilometers went to Winter Rehab on Saturday the 18th to check out the local wobbles. MISTAKE. The show was pretty much a catastrophe from a personal stand point.

Firstly, the flier promised 15+ DJ's, which was totally incorrect. I was there for three hours and all I saw was one fat mexican House DJ and some random ass DnB bitch in the other room.



Secondly, the show was not planned well. There was a walkway/catwalk where people were showing off rave worthy clothes, instead of having dancing in front the DJ like a normal show. All I could think was "what the fuck?" An unfortunate part of the show was the date as well. Most VCU students had already left and with the location being in Midlo, there weren't enough people for a real rave environment. I was talking to more drug dealers than bitties, not cool.



So in conclusion, I'm looking for the next Wonderland and haven't found it. It was a waste of $12 and a roll, wholetime. Hopefully, Naughty and Nice 2 will be bumpin.

There was some cool merch though...

Need. More. Wobble...

These barafunks think they know wuss grapes? They don't. So I looked up the dirtiest of events going on over this winter break. I'm ignoring New Year's shit, there's too much going on.


dirtsex

Winter Wobbleland - December, 17th [DMV]



This one is 21+ event, which is hella gheigh for yours truly. It supposed to be a pretty womped event for those lucky or hip enough to know what's good. Hosted by LBX and Bassface, darkstep, dnb, breakbeat, and basstarded house are all going to be featured here. Only downside is the location, it's in Centreville, gods know why...

Winter Rehab - December, 18th [RVA]



This rave/dance party is being run by the same stoopkids that did Wonderland, so this should be pretty wile. It's featuring 6Blocc, Prolific, Hot Pocketz, Kimsey, Dave Gee, Turnstyle Soundsystem, and obviously a lot more. Kulture is hookin it up with $12 tickets ahead of time.

Dub Nation Vol. 22 - Also December, 18th [DMV]



Mothafuckin SKRILLEX and MAYHEM, god damn. This Baltimore jont is going to be absolutely ridiculous. I missed Skrillex when he was here in RVA, so this would be a good chance to catch him. After checking the dubstep pulse, tickets seem to be sold out except for StubHub or other saucy ticket brokers sites. Perhaps this event is too commercial for true bassheads...

Naughty and Nice 2 - December 22nd [DMV]



This jont is in D.C. a few days before Christmas. It's featuring AK1200, ReidSpeed, Uberzone, Terry Mullan, fellow Richlingtoner DJ Question, and more. Tickets at GrooveTickets.

Ghetto-Tech - January 8th, 2011 [RVA]



This one looks pretty interesting to me. It has some underground breakbeat and dubstep breakshit going on. Expect some new music you might not have heard before and expect some kangols and track suits. It's $5 for 21+ and $7 for 18-20 at the Camel.

Dub Nation Vol. 23 - January 15th, 2011



This one looks so ill. It's being triple headlined by PropTingz, Sluggo, and Dillon Francis. All of this shit for only 10 bucks, I'm fucking going. I'm buying tickets as soon as I finish posting because I know this is gonna be going fast, fast, fast. WHOLETEEEEEEM.