Monday, May 23, 2011

On the Annals of Douchebaggery


The Origin of the Exploding Fist Bump -- powered by Cracked.com

George Michael vs. Careless Security Whisperer



Just in case you haven't seen this already.



You can see the cheese melting off George Michael's glorious locks. Here's the pop icon on a hilarious BBC Playback/Whistle Test like show. It's so obvious the sax is the best part of the man's entire career, likely including his earlier band, Wham.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Wizardaholic

Was watching Workaholics when Blake Anderson linked this up.




Sauce after the jump.


Landmark Lowrider's

Who knew that Little River Turnpike ran into Crenshaw Ave. ??

Here I was, after a morning at the Barnside Diner/perusing the Salvation Army aisles for work ties (4 for $12!) headed toward Braddock Road to avoid i95 traffic and what do I see.


A candy painted and juiced up Cadillac Fleetwood. Turns out this, and other slow and low cruisers, and the Exxon which they are based at belong to this awesome guy Mintu and his brother. He said it took years to get the cars he wanted, and that hes a certified CCE hydraulics and Snap On tools salesman.

Brasiliance

Nonsense have ever sounded or looked cooler. This is an amazing video capturing the spirit of a Brazil we don't ever see.



Check out the Buraka Sound System or BURAKA SOM SISTEMA.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Shaquan nooooo!



This is Kid DAytona, hes ok the jazzy hook is dope but the video location is fucking amazing

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Adult Swim's Awesomeness Summarized As Seen At Six AM (ASASASASA)

After years of my miscellaneous lifestyle, there is one thing on television that consistently keeps me laughing or in total awe. ADULT MOTHAFUCKIN SWIM.



This video was originally broadcast on New Years Day 2011. However, after seeing it last night at almost 6 AM, I did some research and found this crazy ass video. Music featured: Flying Lotus, Blockhead, and something else I'm not sure of.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Wavefield Blows Up

Everyone's favorite South Arlington high school channeled there inner Road Trip and bomb threat'ed a few AP tests.

All was not lost! As the football bleachers were filled to capacity for the first time since....they were built. A wave that would could make Fukushima power plant tremble was the result. (too soon, too tsunami?)


Unleash the fury after the grapes

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Head Coach vs. Head of State

Your man Shaka Smart talks VCU, but not before a few quick words on the correspondants dinner.



Even Coach snuck in a Trump jab @ :38. Swear he was gonna say "although, hes an asshole" not what he did. Ha!

P.s. ButFuckler

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Slave Babies

Headed to the Black Girls show at Belliceaux in just a few.



Promise to roger back after the show, or sometime tomorrow if we have enough fun.

Vimeo interview with them after the grapevine, and eventually our words on them.

Super local front man.

Arlington has some pretty amazing people come out of it, there's no way to know how many.
Dave Grohl went to Thomas Jefferson HS, then Transferred to Bishop Ireton.
"I went to the 9:30 club hundreds of times." Grohl said.

He lived right behind the park I went to every day growing up in my neighbor hood, then he joined the DC punk band 'Scream' then moved to Seattle and joined the band 'Nirvana', ever heard of it? As Kurt died, so died the band.

After a short stint in 'Tom Petty and the Heart Breakers'

He started working on a solo album, which turned into the album 'Foo Fighters' He then drafted 2 new members from 'Sunny Day Real Estate' and his former 'Nirvana' Band mate Pat Smear to round out the band.

After that He formed 'Queens of the Stone Age', and has some other projects most recently 'Them Crooked Vultures' which includes Josh Homme from the queens of the stone age John Paul Jones




"You are not me, Arlandria, Arlandria.
You and what army, Arlandria, Arlandria?
Oh, God you gotta make it stop.

My sweet Virginia, I'm the same as I was in your arm.
My sweet Virginia, I'm the same as I was in your heart."

GAMES

Hexxagon

Hexxagon made by Neave Games



SNAKE

Snake made by Neave Games



Tic Tac Toe

Tic-Tac-Toe made by Neave Games

Monday, May 9, 2011

Michael Trollton

2nd Greatest singing troll of all time (we all know who number 1 is) goes to work on the jizz in my pants boys.





The clip your thinking of is on the other side of the grape vine.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Wale and Meek Mill "100 Hunnit"

Richlington has been listening to Wale since the early mix tape days.
Always gotta give the DMV love.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Salvia


This kid's other videos are hilarious. You can tell he's done a lot of drugs.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011